I realize now that softball with co-workers is the perfect game for a lazy ass like me. All I do is stand around until it's my turn to hit, and because I'm so bad at it, I don't have to run so much because I hardly ever reach first base anyway. And when it's my team's turn to not bat, I just have to stand behind home plate and throw* the balls back to the pitcher. In the event that I actually have to catch it, Norm, from first base, usually runs over to do it for me. See? I don't even break a sweat.
(*roll)
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