Saturday, August 13, 2005

I went to church for the first time in almost forever today because my mom needed a ride. I think I'm being punished by the higher-ups because while walking toward the building from the parking lot, my stomach started to really hurt. It didn't let up until after mass. Maybe it's God's way of telling me I'm a sinful bitch.

Anyway, I was really hoping to get a whiff of that musty, flowers-and-candles church scent, but instead we ended up seated among old people who smelled of ben-gay and cigarettes. It wasn't fun and made zoning-off and daydreaming difficult. How distracting. Next time I go to church, I'm bringing febreze.

posted by Life @ 8:07 PM

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