OMGWTF!
Currently watching ASAP Maniacs on TFC. Bad outfits abound. Stripes on stripes and stripes on polka dots are everywhere, gracing every single bitch's super pale, skinny frame. Rica Whatshername has lost weight. Gone are the Christmas ham thighs and beach ball bum. She now sports chicken legs and the ugliest fringe in the world, which she has decided to show off with a bright orange top and some kind of bright pink, polka-dotted scarf thingy that wraps around the waist. At one point, there was a bunch of dancers gyrating on stage wearing hot pants and cut-off tops. Two dancers' tops has ridden all the way up to their necks, revealing their bras and foobs (fake boobs).Other than their usual exploitation of women, they've also taken to making a fool of innocent kids. They had five young'uns sing a song, the lyrics of which consisted of repeating "cute" over and over again. There was the usual "Hindi Ako Bakla"/"Pamela"/"Ocho-Ocho" medly, a butchering of various good songs, and a saaaaaad rendering of Dolly Parton's "Islands in the Stream".
Jasmine Trias famewhored. She sang the McDonald's Philippines theme song (entitled "Love Ko 'To". Blech!) and a flirty song called "Heartburn" with Martin Nievera and Gary Valenciano. As talented as those guys are, nothing is more wrong than the sight of them pretending to dry hump a 17-year-old together.
Off to a different note, everyone must read this re-telling of the Prisoner of Azkaban movie. It's bloody brilliant.
posted by Life @ 2:16 PM
2 Comments:
i don't understand why they try to be so japanese. anime. sheesh.
Because they're stupid
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